The best lawyer story of all time…

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s
most successful lawyer.

So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though
your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to
charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community through the
United Way ?”

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, “First, did your research also show you
that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical
bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, “Uh . . . no, I didn’t know that.”

“Secondly,” says the lawyer, “did it show that my brother,a disabled veteran, is
blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six
children?”

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology,but is cut off again.

“Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in
dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children,
one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an
array of private tutors?”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, “I’m so sorry, I had no
idea.”

And the lawyer says, “So . . . if I didn’t give any money
to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?”



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